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Sensible Comments (Album)

by Eric Din

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What's Beeping? 02:10
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Derogatory Matrons 01:44
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Derogatory Matrons Punk Great Danes Buzz-cut poodles Communist Laundry Soap Tomorrow is a day Yesterday was one also Derogatory Matrons Punk Great Danes Buzz-cut poodles Communist Laundry Soap Tomorrow is a day Yesterday was one also There have been some before Presumably there will be more Derogatory Matrons Punk Great Danes Buzz-cut poodles Communist Laundry Soap
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The Myth Of Sisyphus 01:57
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Much Better 02:52
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Much Better It's much better It's much better It's much better Without butter Go to your room Calisthenics  Kook mal, Schtruppi It's much better It's much better It's much better Without butter Guaranteed in at least thirty states  It's much better It's much better It's much better Without butter A gelatinous, seething tube From outer space They've come To put us in our place Quack quack  
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Pogo Dancing In My Sleep 02:51
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Pogo dancing in my sleep Pogo dancing in my sleep Hey grandpa, what's Pogo dancing? Well son, it's like Slam dancing, only different Before they did The Thrash, they did The Pogo And now that I can't do The Pogo It happens sometimes when I'm sleepwalking And when I wake up in the morning Everything is destroyed That's why I'm Pogo dancing in my sleep Because I'm Pogo dancing in my sleep Come on, Pogo dance in your sleep Everybody Pogo dance in your sleep Pogo dancing in my sleep It's OK Methusda Everything going on here is perfectly normal Ho hum, hmm, tedium Pogo dancing in my sleep Pogo dancing in my sleep Wow, the bedsheets They've fallen off I must have been Pogo dancing in my sleep It was decreed in days of old There will be NO STAGE DIVING in the Olden Folks Home Johnny was a rebel He's going to the devil There's a two-drink minimum in Hell Nobody cares about your goddamn website Hell Johnny was a rebel He's going to the devil Waking up from afternoon naps is weirder during times of mounting catastrophic societal failure Oh say can you double cheese-fat encephalitis Back when there were laws We used to break them Nothing you say is private, But it's OK because everybody is going to die What the hell was I thinking? Pogo dancing in my sleep Pogo dancing in my sleep © 2020 Eric Roy Dinwiddie King Roy Music, BMI
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Beeheehee Haha 01:50
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Big Strong Ridiculous Men 04:35
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Scourge 02:36
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People I May Know 03:08
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It Is Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer 02:24
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It Is Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer Some say they know what to do It is now safe to turn off your computer I'm late, but I'm a believer Happy like a Golden Retriever I might come down off the roof I don't know, perhaps I'm a Diva Backstage is catnip organic We don't like any M&Ms Can't find the stage door, running down the hall Grandma's knitting as she waits for the curtain call Telephone the manager, I want to speak to Karen And Becky, and Eminem, at Eleven But I digress, Spın̈al Tap is a reality show And grandpappy's tuned into the punk retro But the Golden Age of Golden Ages is done Shredded culture like stale lettuce on a bun Happy to be here, eat on the run There is nothing new under the salamander Coriander Slither Username not found Some say they know what to do It is now safe to turn off your computer I'm late, so how do you do? It is now safe to turn off your computer We used to knock on the door But we don't do that anymore The lunatics have taken over Main Street And we're hiding in the asylum Listen to the bells fall down from the tower Corruption is just Tuesday now As it ever was They say they know what to do It is now safe to turn off your computer They say they know what to do It is now safe to turn off your computer
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The Saga Of Abernathy Fudd 03:41
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I Liked Their Early Stuff 03:18
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I’m looking forward to my favorite band Having a reunion, so I can poopoo it, And say how much better they were back then Before they sold out, to The Man I have the first pressing, actually it was the demo When no one knew but me, and only two friends We used to see them at rehearsal And they were nice to us sometimes I got to open for them once You know, we didn’t get a sound check And their manager was kind of an asshole That’s when we knew that it was all going wrong I liked their early stuff I liked their early stuff I liked their early stuff I liked their early stuff Before they sold out to The Man At some point the singer when batshit Now he's into Q-anon or some shit Colonizing space, I reckon On a crystal magic farm, It's funny, Back when we were kids, He was totally rad He did backflip stage dives And always landed on the beat It was neat I liked their early stuff I liked their early stuff I liked their early stuff I liked their early stuff Before they sold out to The Man Play a guitar solo, how cliched Except if it's ironic, and casting shade Listen, when punk rockers got beards, That was the end of it, I saw my greatest punk hero guitar player sniffing coke backstage (who?) and talking about his investments and this is a true story Might as well take the cigaret money now, What's the difference? They paid for the tour bus We're winning Crushed it at the merch table Text me, sure, friend me, who are you? The girl who did the interview is cute Listen, we need to talk about your drummer, He just isn't right for the "look" anymore, you feel me? We'll do lunch Warner is "interested!" (oh, right) Love you, we go way back, (no) God is dead (stop that) It's bigger than the Beatles (dude!) Do have any more of that stuff? I can pay you after (no, no) Thank you for all of your support! (get out) I'll shoot you my podcast from rehab (whatever) Yeah, we're getting divorced (what a surprise!) I'm doing some soundtrack stuff now Video games, stuff like that Look me up when you're in LA, (ok) but don't really I liked their early stuff I liked their early stuff I liked their early stuff I liked their early stuff Before they sold out to The Man
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Rabbitus Maximus 02:51
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Barf 01:55
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Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Vomit Barf Throw-up Barf Explosive diarrhea Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Seething pustulent boils Barf Barf Barf It's very upsetting Barf Barf Barf And we didn't even bother to tune the guitar Barf Because why would you even? What the fuck is the meaning of it all? Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf on the train, in a pickup truck, Barf anywhere you're outta luck because Barf All together now Barf Barf Barf

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A collection of my most sensible comments, sensibly curated for greatest sensibility.

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released April 1, 2024

© 2024 Eric Roy Dinwiddie
King Roy Music, BMI

Artwork by Shannon Wheeler

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Eric Din Berkeley, California

I'm a guitarist and singer-songwriter with The Uptones. These are my solo recordings, starting from 2015. I started Berkeley Cat Records in 2019. BandCamp is the first place I publish these puppies, before I send them into the streaming wilds. Wait, you ask, Berkeley Cat Records has puppies? Why yes, Matilda. Thanks for popping in, hope you enjoy the tunes! ... more

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